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It probably depends on who you ask.
To get to the bottom of it, we ventured over to Reddit to check out the general state of cheesy one-liners to be deployed in an online dating setting. And the are, well … the kinda speak for themselves.
But as far as we can tell, pickup lines, like cockroaches after an apocalyptic event, have survived the shift to online dating and are doing just fine. Cringe warning: Viewing these Tinder pickup lines may cause you to recoil away from the screen in secondhand embarrassment.
Could the target of your pickup line turn out to have a fond appreciation for corniness and end up being the love of your life? A very, very, very, featherlight maybe.
Like, probably not. The odds are stacked against you there. But who knows? That said, gaze upon the of our rigorous content analysis below and, beyond that, proceed with caution.
1. the classic “hey”
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