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Because Denver dudes are lazy, and Denver ladies let them be. Regardless of its nature, the project raises an interesting possibility about dating in Denver: Is it as bad as Howie makes it sound?
How are denver singles dating during covid?
Probably, but not for the reasons Howie might think. Here are ten actual reasons dating sucks in Denver. Is it a top-floor apartment in Baker? A condo in Highlands Ranch near the light rail? A house in Thornton? What sort of lifestyle are you potentially buying into here?
This is a big question, and it's related directly to the size and location of the living space in question. Can you date someone in Stapleton if you're a decidedly Cap Hill person? The fitness requirements Denver and all of Colorado is decidedly obsessed with fitness and the outdoors.
Staying fit is one thing, and being healthy is important. No one cares about home brew Hobbies are good.
We appreciate that you have a hobby. Truly, everywhere.
Is it totally absurd to relocate for a better dating scene?
Everyone wants us to try their new beer. This one tastes like cherries, this one goes down like root beer. It gets tough spending most of your time supporting someone's dream of being the next famous so-and-so. Skinny jeans? Still a thing.
This is just a bad idea in general. No one wants to see your junk. This includes you, ladies. Foodie culture If you enjoy knowing from which region your balsamic comes, then you can stop reading this now. Do you prefer your persimmons farm-to-table?
Are you still insisting that you enjoy kale? Does your popcorn come in ten flavors ranging from sweet to umami? Just stop it. Jesus Christ, is everyone in a band?
Yes, we are. I can quit my job at the dispensary. But after a while, everything is old hat.
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